January 26, 2012

Superman's A Baby, But He's Still Superman

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it's so pretty


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January 23, 2012

Couple Reveals Child's Gender Five Years Too Late

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oh boy



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January 10, 2012

Greece To Pay Disability Benefits To Pedophiles: America To Report On It

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this story is exactly the opposite of what is happening everywhere else in the world


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January 7, 2012

Sara Ackerman Is Both a Nut, and X





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January 4, 2012

Ocean Marketing Supports Obama

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this better be worth it


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January 2, 2012

Penelope Trunk, Abuser

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I am accustoming myself to the idea of regarding every sexual act as a process in which four persons are involved. We shall have a lot to discuss about that


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December 31, 2011

Wolf Dad, Tiger Mom, And Why Trying To Be A Good Parent Is A Bad Idea

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best mom ever


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December 29, 2011

The Fundamental Error Of Parenting: What's The Difference Between a Tiger Mom and A Wolf Dad?

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apparently, the secret to success is single parents


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December 19, 2011

Short Film: Bad At Math


I wrote a short story called Bad At Math, about me vs. gun vs. Xanax, and Henrique Cartaxo asked if he could use the idea for a short film.


 


Some differences: my bad guy was taller, the room was smaller, and my drink was WAY bigger.

Also, a follow up.


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December 17, 2011

If You Liked The Descendants, You Are A Terrible Person

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November 28, 2011

Luxury Branding The Future Leaders Of The World

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do you see?


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November 16, 2011

White People Think Black People Are Dirty

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obviously he brought the trash with him


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November 11, 2011

Joe Paterno Fired For A Crime He Didn't Commit

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dressing for the big game


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November 3, 2011

Judge Beats His Daughter

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October 29, 2011

The Plan Will Always Fail Catastrophically

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unsee it


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October 17, 2011

How To Draw (This Is Not An Article About How To Draw)

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easier then it looks


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October 11, 2011

You Are The 98%



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no, they forced you


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October 7, 2011

Recent Trends in Stimulant Medication Use Among U.S. Children

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is this a joke?


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October 6, 2011

The Rise And Fall Of Atypical Antipsychotics [sic]

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the Seine is exactly like I wanted it to be


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October 3, 2011

Marc Maron's Mid-Life Crisis

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but the point is to go slower, not faster


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