In an otherwise unwatchable movie, a surprisingly insightful 5 seconds.
Matthew McConaughey plays a sunken treasure hunter and an idiot. The bad guy treasure hunter confronts McConaughey's partner, who is only incidentally in the movie.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Ukrainian sidekick."
"I don't tink of myself dat way," says the partner, whose name I don't think we ever learn. "I am dee lead character in my own story."
Right on, man. Right on.