May 3, 2014
Who Bullies The Bullies?
but they're welcome to buy an iphone
April 29, 2014
The Maintenance Of Certification Exam As Fetish
no need to wait for the receipt
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March 10, 2014
Ten Extra Seconds Would Have Saved True Detective's Finale
what could it mean?
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March 8, 2014
True Detective's Detective
taking part in a particular pleasure
March 1, 2014
Who Can Know How Much Randi Zuckerberg Is Worth?
cue hatred
January 25, 2014
Randi Zuckerberg Thinks We Should Untangle Our Wired Lives
how hard could it be, none of those circles are actually connected
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November 30, 2013
Hunger Games Catching Fire: Badass Body Count
sorry old man, I have a dress fitting to go to
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September 25, 2013
How Does The Shutdown Relate To Me?
September 25, 2013
Real Men Want To Drink Guinness, But Don't Expect Them To Pay For It
the reason the bubbles go down is because of the drag created by the bubbles rising up the center. yeah, like a metaphor.
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July 6, 2013
Still Alive
WHERE DID YOU GO?
I flatter myself by thinking you are asking this question. I am writing a book of and about porn.
I flatter myself by thinking you are asking this question. I am writing a book of and about porn.
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May 8, 2013
The Dove Sketches Beauty Scam
March 22, 2013
Don't Hate Her Because She's Successful
the first thing you noticed is her great outfit
and the first thing I noticed is she's covering her wedding ring
this is why you are anxious and I am Alone
and the first thing I noticed is she's covering her wedding ring
this is why you are anxious and I am Alone
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January 14, 2013
No Self-Respecting Woman Would Go Out Without Make Up
December 14, 2012
Product Review: Panasonic PT AX200U (Hipsters On Food Stamps Part 3)
but how will you afford a steak?
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December 10, 2012
Funeral
November 20, 2012
Temper Tantrums In The DSM
let me guess
November 15, 2012
Hipsters On Food Stamps, Part 2
gross margin 35%. Damn right we voted for food stamps
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November 10, 2012
Hipsters On Food Stamps, Part 1
October 29, 2012
The Second Story Of Echo And Narcissus
October 5, 2012
Who's Afraid Of Lil Wayne?
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