December 13, 2009

Tiger Woods, Part 2


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I had hot sex with Tiger in 2002


(part 1 here)

VII.

"I hate your cryptic, self-indulgent wanderings."

No one can be told what the Matrix is. 

VIII.

A woman asks why a man risks his marriage because she's seeing it from the other side: what else could this nut want?  

They think what he wants is something.  What he wants is to be seen as something.

This is what every man and a certain kind of woman asked in 1998: "Bill Clinton was President, he could have had any woman he wanted, he chose Monica Lewinsky?"  No, he had to become President to be able to get Monica.  That's the size of the power differential that was necessary for him to feel relaxed and confident that a woman liked him.  If he had tried to get someone like, say, Cameron Diaz (who was also famous at that time for doing nearly nothing) he would be thinking, "oh my God, this woman can totally see I'm a dweeb."

At some point in the relationship of TigerWoods and ElinNordegren he felt himself become Tiger Woods to her.  It is irrelevant whether or not this was true for her; in his eyes, she was seeing Tiger Woods. Why would a swimsuit model with a likely prior history of adequate penises get horny over a guy with a flabby belly?

"Doesn't he love her anymore?"  Of course he does.  She doesn't love him, not like she used to.   She doesn't lust for him.

"How do you know that?"  I don't need to know it, Tiger thinks it.  If it took one billion dollars to get her interested in him, how much is it going to take to keep her interested in him, at the same intensity?  It's impossible.

"That's crazy. Who thinks like that?"

Tiger Woods.  Et al.

That's the problem with living in an era of narcissism.  Even if you aren't one, you're not sure about anyone else.


IX.

"The best thing he can do is go on Oprah, admit his mistakes, maybe go into therapy to try to figure out what makes him cheat..."

He was with several women multiple times over many years.  He didn't make a mistake, he didn't stray, that's who he is.  You don't get to say who you are, your behavior speaks for you.

Trying to understand why he "cheated" or "strayed" or "made mistakes" is bad faith.  Those behaviors aren't deviations from his normal, those are his normal.  You can't isolate a behavior and unhook it from the overall self.  "I'm not a bad person, but I do cheat sometimes."  No, you are a bad person.  The behavior is your business, but you don't get to commandeer the language.

X.

"So how can he stop doing it?"  Are you talking about him, or you? 

You can't try to understand why you cheat in order to stop, you have to stop first.  And you can't permanently alter a behavior without changing who you are.

After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father and person.

I know it's a press release, but the words are technically accurate.  Nowhere does it say "I have to stop cheating," because if he simply stops cheating then he will forever be fighting against himself.  He has to also change into the kind of person who does not cheat.

There's no turning back, there's no half way.  Once you stop you will be a different person.  Many of your other interests will change, some of your friends will change, you will think differently.

If this proves too difficult, try a different approach.  Instead of being the kind of person who doesn't do something, become the kind of person who does do something else that interferes with it.  Become the kind of man who is proud of his fidelity.  Or, at the very least, the kind of man who understands that he doesn't have to be TigerWoods to get a girl, and if he does, he doesn't want her.  And she doesn't want him, either.

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I like it; it's hopeful. I... (Below threshold)

December 13, 2009 2:13 AM | Posted by theskepticalshrink: | Reply

I like it; it's hopeful. It almost makes up for all the others.

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December 13, 2009 5:04 AM | Posted by faitswulff: | Reply

I love you. Please continue to enlighten my life.

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You got one thing right. Pe... (Below threshold)

December 13, 2009 8:14 AM | Posted by nonnon: | Reply

You got one thing right. People cheat (lie, steal, kill etc.) because they want to do it. Their character, values and morals encourage and approve of that decision.

Some require "special circumstances" to feel better about what they are doing ("she/he wasn't treatin' me right, what do you expect?") but at the end of the day they think "it" is ok and that's why they do it.

There's nothing inherently good or bad about it, "it" is how it is. The problems start when their decisions impact people with different value and moral systems.

It is perfectly possible to change but they have to want to do it for themselves, not for the public, not for their spouse, not even for their kids.

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December 13, 2009 10:11 AM | Posted by bryon: | Reply

be the change you want to see in you, the world can come later

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December 13, 2009 10:14 AM | Posted by Anonymous: | Reply

Sadly what about the guys who get cheated on in the first place? Doesn't that eventually turn us into cheaters ourselves? Personally never cheated, never had the opportunity but with all the lies, and cheating thats been done to me by the three women that were in my life. Why the hell shouldn't I start cheating?

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December 13, 2009 10:29 AM | Posted by Jbow: | Reply

Bravo!!! fantastic post... EVERYONE DONATE!!!

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December 13, 2009 1:35 PM | Posted by nonnon: | Reply

Here's something I read in another comment section:

"Infidelity is a character trait that extends to relationships far beyond the institution of marriage. I've found that men, whom I've done business with, and who cheat on their wives, usually have no problems with trying to cheat me."

Interesting.

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get a motorcycle instead. ... (Below threshold)

December 13, 2009 1:45 PM | Posted, in reply to Anonymous's comment, by Anonymous: | Reply

get a motorcycle instead. It's more fun and less tiring than cheating in the long run...

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December 13, 2009 2:23 PM | Posted, in reply to Anonymous's comment, by Alone: | Reply

Alone's response: because you would be conflating one group of girls with others.. you would not be seeing each individual person. You would be seeing women only as they impact you...

this is not a judgment of you, I'm trying to show how people get trapped by their own thinking. It seems pre-K to say this, but the reason you don't cheat back is because you have to be better. Not because it will result in good karma, or your perspective will change and people will sense it, or you'll be happier in the long run. ONLY because you have to be better.

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December 13, 2009 2:39 PM | Posted by Dan: | Reply

"No, he had to become President to be able to get Monica. That's the size of the power differential that was necessary for him to feel relaxed and confident that a woman liked him"

What are you talking about? Clinton was, according to many sources, quite promiscuous long before he had any political power. Otherwise, nice post.

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December 13, 2009 3:25 PM | Posted, in reply to Dan's comment, by Anonymous: | Reply

He's not talking about JUST being promiscous, it's that he chose someone below what his position/image would "entitle" him to, in order to drop the act.

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December 13, 2009 6:52 PM | Posted, in reply to Dan's comment, by Lisa: | Reply

"Clinton was, according to many sources, quite promiscuous long before he had any political power."

He was already BillClinton.

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December 13, 2009 7:35 PM | Posted by Anonymous: | Reply

the saddest part for me were your two introductory pictures, especially the "i had great sex with Tiger Woods in 2002" implying a fling that happened in the past. of course, that woman is his wife-- no different than any of the pics of the floozies.

and adidias is priceless

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December 13, 2009 10:56 PM | Posted by Beloved Parrot: | Reply

I always enjoy your posts and nearly always agree with them, but not this time. Tiger cheated because he could and because he wanted to. He could have and probably would have cheated if he were poor and without talent -- only the type of woman would change.

Not for a second do I buy this Tiger Woods equals or doesn't equal TigerWoods. Being a superb golfer and in the spotlight are as much a part of his "real" character now as they ever could be. He's had that type of life since he was about two years old. This isn't a guy who just won the lottery and feels he has to buy "better-quality" friends now.

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December 14, 2009 5:47 AM | Posted by Dolores: | Reply

Great post. I was hoping you'd do a piece on Tiger.

What I wonder, and something you didn't elaborate on in your post, is why the US has become completely obsessed with TigerWoods and his mistresses..? (I'm European) Yes, the guy cheated on his wife, over and over again, but he is no politician. He plays golf and is pretty good at it too.

People cheat all the time. Famous people might cheat even more as you nicely explained. But I don't see how the cheating gets in the way of TigerWoods playing golf. So why is everyone so obsessed with it? The guy's a cheater, not a murderer or a molester. I'm starting to feel sorry for him.

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December 14, 2009 8:31 AM | Posted by Nancy Lebovitz: | Reply

Would you care to take a crack at why his current solution to his situation is to not play golf? I have a notion that the press and the public have squeezed the fun out of it, but that's just a guess.

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December 14, 2009 8:35 AM | Posted by Julian Morrison: | Reply

Some people cheat because they actually fall in love, or are horny for some variety. I'm hoping polyamory makes enough cultural inroads that people plan in advance for that and can smoothly merge the new lover into their family. If that were so, then cheating behind your SO's back would lose its excuse. "Can't even keep his woman without lying to her."

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December 14, 2009 11:58 AM | Posted, in reply to Dolores's comment, by Anonymous: | Reply

Dolores, it's a big deal in the US because his "image" is that he's a squeaky clean, perfect family man that would never do something like cheat on his wife. It would be a bit like Bill Cosby coming out as a crackhead - the behavior completely contradicts the image (that's used to market various products). People have been sold a certain image of TigerWoods, people who bought in feel ripped off. They've been sold a fake and now they're enjoying his demise (instead of targeting the actual creators of the fake). TigerWoods is just product...mainly created by someone other than Tiger Woods). Ultimately, in many ways, it's about money. TigerWoods was an advertisers dream and everyone cashed in selling the illusion.

One has to wonder if it was Tiger Woods or TigerWoods who married the ultimate blond (model, Scandinavian). Is she an object and symbol of success to him or a person? Sure Tiger may want to be seen as a person but does he actually see any of the women he's involved with as people? Or are they just shiny objects? Mirrors of his own emptiness? Does he see his children as people? Or does he use them as objects too? (Just as his own father used "Tiger" to fulfill his dreams perhaps?) This story has echoes of OJ Simpson in some ways.

Oh, and didn't Tiger offer his wife 5 million dollars to stay with him? Clearly they approach their marriage is as a business deal where they're valuing themselves as objects to be bought and sold first. It's really rather sad.

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December 15, 2009 3:31 PM | Posted, in reply to Dolores's comment, by purpletempest: | Reply

I hope Europeans et. al don't judge all us Americans by the idiots in our media. I promise likewise not to judge you by the idiots in yours. :)

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December 16, 2009 7:58 AM | Posted by nohope: | Reply

Thought you might find this interesting:

http://www.newyorker.com/talk/financial/2009/12/21/091221ta_talk_surowiecki

This article is about Tiger the Brand. Tiger Woods has flaws that TigerWoods isn't allowed to have...ultimately because businessmen would like to imagine themselves as TigerWoods, not just when they play golf, but in professional life. Why else would a corporate consulting firm use him as its spokesman? It's not about the fact that he's good at golf, it's about the perception that he is The Sort of Person Who Would Be Good at Golf, because he is so cool and composed. His skill is less important for marketing than his personality, and it's his personality which has been somewhat tarnished by this scandal.

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December 16, 2009 11:44 AM | Posted, in reply to nohope's comment, by brainchild: | Reply

No hope, the point is that TigerWood's brand image has been tarnish by the revelation of Tiger Woods' - the person - personality. The real Tiger Woods - the person - has been revealed, isn't a person who is really a family man. The real Tiger Woods does things that don't align with the brand being marketed to sell stuff. It contradicts the illusion being sold, so what has happened is that the real Tiger Woods - his personality as revealed through his actions - has damaged the brand TigerWoods.

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Anonymous, thanks for expla... (Below threshold)

December 17, 2009 8:32 AM | Posted by Dolores: | Reply

Anonymous, thanks for explaining. I agree, it is rather sad.

Purpletempest, don't worry, as you said, we have enough idiots of our own :-)

I really wonder still whether Tiger could have helped himself becoming TigerWoods. Isn't he a victim himself? His parents raised him to become TigerWoods. Maybe the cheating is a way to rebel against what he was created to be and to what others want him to be. I'm not sure he wants to be TigerWoods.

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December 17, 2009 11:59 AM | Posted, in reply to Dolores's comment, by Anonymous: | Reply

Dolores - I'd agree that Tiger Woods is a victim of TigerWoods (the brand) and his own upbringing (though his father was probably well intentioned, just more interested in his own ambitions for TigerWoods than in who Tiger the child was innately). This is true of many children raised to be stars and to equate fame with love and being rich with being happy (or successful or whole as a person). I think the crux of the issue is that nobody can actually be TigerWoods the brand because it's a one-dimensional cartoon/idealization that isn't realistic...it's an advertisement. I'd suspect that Tiger Woods simply knows he's not happy or satisfied and he feels entitled to be both because he's TigerWoods (it seems much more like the foolish behavior of entitlement than rebellion, he simply didn't believe he'd get caught because he'd been getting away with it for a while already and, well, it's all about him and his needs). It's rather pathetic that his response to getting caught by his wife was to try to pay her off to stay married - that's about his brand and not about human relationships, empathy or compassion for anyone else's suffering. That said, I highly doubt he's all that conscious about his own interior life or motivations and is mainly concerned with image/brand control right now. After all, who is he if he's not TigerWoods? One suspects that his wife made the critical error of thinking she was marrying Tiger Woods the person when she was really just part of the TigerWoods brand. It would be a deliciously ironic act if she had actually gone after him with TigerWoods branded golf clubs when she discovered he was cheating.

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December 22, 2009 8:46 AM | Posted by medsvstherapy: | Reply

We don't have access to how many reflections he saw in the inkblots, but TigerWoods does have the type of childhood that can favor narcissism - mainly, it is sad to think about him growing up realizing his only worth is if he performs well in golf. For him, compared to this year's other childhood phenom tragedy, I think it is better for Tiger to suffer with philandery than to suffer with the types of drug desires, and child-friend desires, that Michael Jackson had.

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December 31, 2009 12:08 PM | Posted by Anonymous: | Reply

You can't isolate a behavior and unhook it from the overall self. "I'm not a bad person, but I do cheat sometimes." No, you are a bad person. The behavior is your business, but you don't get to commandeer the language.

Let's change some words and see if this still makes sense...

You can't isolate a behavior and unhook it from the overall self. "I'm not a good person, but I do give to charity sometimes." No, you are a good person. The behavior is your business, but you don't get to commandeer the language.

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January 14, 2010 1:09 PM | Posted by La BellaDonna: | Reply

"Clearly they approach their marriage is as a business deal where they're valuing themselves as objects to be bought and sold first."

Anonymous, is it so surprising? Tiger's image is used to sell things; so is his wife's image. Is it surprising that they are used to the commodification of themselves and each other? I'm not saying it's right - I'm just suggesting that it isn't surprising, that's all.

Anonymous, not all women cheat. However, you've been with three women who did cheat on you. It suggests that there was something else you were looking for in your relationships with them that also included the cheating behaviour. I'm not condemning you, just pointing out that you appear to be the common denominator. It's pretty common for people to be working out existing conflicts in their lives with their partners. I have one friend - it's pretty obvious that he grew up with an abusive, demanding, controlling mother with a history of leaving him and his father; it wasn't good that he wound up with a wife like that, but it wasn't a surprise, either. Also not a big surprise that I wound up with two different men who expressed certain traits that my father had; both my friend and I were still trying to get the approval, and the love, of long-dead parents. It is also what we both grew up seeing modeled before us as "adult behaviour of the opposite sex. It's taken me a long and painful time to try to work out and establish what a healthy relationship IS. The reason you were with three women who cheated on you is that there was something in the relationship that you needed; it's a matter of determining what that was, if you still need it, and if you can look for it expressed in a form less hurtful to you.

And it doesn't make it hurt one iota less. When I say "a long and painful time", I mean it. It hurts enough to make you wonder if the pain of being alone isn't less than the pain of loving someone.

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December 7, 2010 9:15 PM | Posted, in reply to Anonymous's comment, by Anonymous: | Reply

"You can't isolate a behavior and unhook it from the overall self. "I'm not a bad person, but I do cheat sometimes." No, you are a bad person. The behavior is your business, but you don't get to commandeer the language."

I've cheated before, not on tests or exams, but in relationships and I don't think i'm a bad person. The reason that I cheated is because I like sex and i am not a disciplined person or mature person and I am not very responsible either. many close friends tell me that I remind them of Bill Clinton and that they think I would have signed NAFTA, too- if the opportunity happened to present itself to me. I countered, " do you think I would have signed off on the repeal of Glass-Steagall Act as well?" Everyone agreed that they thought that I would.

in the both instances that I cheated in relationships, the opportunity to have sex without anyone ever finding out about it just happened to present itself; I took it. I never told my boyfriends that I cheated on them. I felt bad a little bit and had to break it off with my boyfriends- I knew that I was not in love with them. If I was, I would not have cheated.

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Chad 乍得 恩贾梅纳 非洲 TD
Chile 智利 圣地亚哥 南美洲 CL
China 中国 北京 亚洲 CN
Hong Kong, China 香港 \\ 亚洲 HK
Macau, China 澳门 \\ 亚洲 MO
Taiwan,China 台湾 台北 亚洲 TW
Cook Islands 库克群岛 阿瓦鲁阿 大洋洲 CK
Colombia 哥伦比亚 波哥大 南美洲 CO
Comoros 科摩罗群岛 莫罗尼 非洲 KM
The Republic of Congo 刚果共和国/刚果(布) 布拉柴维尔 非洲 CG
The Democratic Republic Of Congo 刚果民主共和国/刚果(金) 金沙萨 非洲 ZR
Costarica 哥斯达黎加 圣何塞 北美洲 CR
Cote d'Ivoire/Ivory Coast 科特迪瓦/象牙海岸 亚穆苏克罗 非洲 CI
Croatia 克罗地亚 萨格勒布 欧洲 HR
Cuba 古巴 哈瓦那 北美洲 CU
Cyprus 塞浦路斯 尼科西亚 亚洲 CY
Czech Republic 捷克共和国 布拉格 欧洲 CZ
Denmark 丹麦 哥本哈根 欧洲 DK
Djibouti 吉布提 吉布提 非洲 DJ
Dominica 多米尼克 罗索 北美洲 DM
Dominica Republic 多米尼加共和国 圣多明各 北美洲 DO
East Timor 东帝汶 帝力 亚洲 TP
Ecuador 厄瓜多尔 基多 南美洲 EC
Egypt 埃及 开罗 非洲 EG
El Salvador 萨尔瓦多 圣萨尔瓦多 美洲 SV
Equatorial Guinea 赤道几内亚 马拉博 西非洲 GQ
Eritrea 厄立特里亚 阿斯马拉 非洲 ER
Estonia 爱沙尼亚 塔林 欧洲 EE
Ethiopia 埃塞俄比亚 亚的斯亚贝巴 非洲 ET
Falkland Islands/Islas Malvinas 马尔维那斯群岛 斯坦利港 南美洲 FK
Fiji Islands 斐济 苏瓦
Finland 芬兰 赫尔辛基 欧洲 FI
France 法国 巴黎 欧洲 FR
French Guiana 法属圭亚那 卡宴 南美洲 GF
French Polynesia 法属玻利尼西亚 帕皮提 大洋洲 PF
Gabon 加蓬 利伯维尔 非洲 GA
Gambia 冈比亚 班珠尔 非洲 GB
Georgia 格鲁吉亚 第比利斯 亚洲 GE
Germany/Deutschland 德国 柏林 欧洲 DE
Ghana 加纳 阿克拉 非洲 GH
Gibraltar 直布罗陀 \\ 欧洲 GI
Greece/Hellenic Republic 希腊 雅典 欧洲 GR
Greenland 格陵兰 努克 美洲 GL
Grenada 格林纳达 圣乔治 美洲 GD
Guadeloupe 瓜德罗普 巴斯特尔 美洲 GP
Guam 关岛 阿加尼亚 大洋洲 GU
Guatemala 危地马拉 危地马拉 北美洲 GT
Guine Bissau 几内亚比绍 比绍 非洲 GW
Guinea 几内亚 科纳克里 非洲 GN
Guyana 圭亚那 乔治敦 南美洲 GY
Haiti 海地 太子港 北美洲 HT
Honduras 洪都拉斯 特古西加尔巴 北美洲 HN
Hungary 匈牙利 布达佩斯 欧洲 HU
Iceland 冰岛 雷克雅未克 欧洲 IS
India 印度 新德里 亚洲 IN
Indonesia 印度尼西亚 雅加达 亚洲 ID
Iran 伊朗 德黑兰 亚洲 IR
Iraq 伊拉克 巴格达 亚洲 IQ
Ireland 爱尔兰 都柏林 欧洲 IE
Israel 以色列 耶路撒冷 亚洲 IL
Italy 意大利 罗马 欧洲 IT
Jamaica 牙买加 金斯敦 美洲 JM
Japan 日本 东京 亚洲 JP
Jordan 约旦 安曼 亚洲 JO
Kazakhstan 哈萨克斯坦 阿斯塔纳 亚洲 KZ
Kenya 肯尼亚 内罗华 非洲 KE
Kiribati 基里巴斯 塔拉瓦 大洋洲 \\
Republic of Korea 韩国 汉城 亚洲 KP
The Democratic People's
Republic of Korea 朝鲜 平壤 亚洲 KR
Kuwait 科威特 科威特城 亚洲 KW
Kyrghyz Republic 吉尔吉斯共和国 比什凯克 亚洲
Laos 老挝 万象 亚洲 LA
Latvia 拉脱维亚 里加 欧洲 LV
Lebanon 黎巴嫩 贝鲁特 亚洲 LB
Lesotho 莱索托 马塞卢 南非洲 LS
Liberia 利比里亚 蒙罗维亚 西非洲 LR
Libya 利比亚 的黎波里 北非洲 LY
Liechtenstein 列支敦士登 瓦杜兹 欧洲 LI
Lithuania 立陶宛 维尔纽斯 欧洲 LT
Luxembourg 卢森堡 卢森堡 欧洲 LU
Macedonia 马其顿 斯科普里 欧洲
Madagascar 马达加斯加 塔那那利佛 非洲 MG
Malawi 马拉维 利隆圭 非洲 MW
Malaysia 马来西亚 吉隆坡 亚洲 MY
Maldives 马尔代夫 马累 亚洲 MV
Mali 马里 巴马科 非洲 ML
Malta 马耳他 瓦莱塔 欧洲 MT
Marshall Islands 马绍尔群岛 马朱罗 大洋洲 MH
Martinique 马提尼克岛 法兰西堡 美洲 MQ
Mauritania 毛里塔尼亚 努瓦克肖特 非洲 MR
Mauritius 毛里求斯 路易港 非洲 MU
Mexico 墨西哥 墨西哥城 北美洲 MX
Micronesia 密克罗尼西亚 帕利基尔 大洋洲 FM
Moldova 摩尔多瓦 基希讷乌 欧洲 MD
Monaco 摩纳哥 摩纳哥 欧洲 MC
Mongolia 蒙古 乌兰巴托 亚洲 MN
Montserrat 蒙特塞拉特 普利茅斯 美洲 MS
Morocco 摩洛哥 拉巴特 非洲 MA
Mozambique 莫桑比克 马普托 非洲 MZ
Myanmar 缅甸 仰光 亚洲
Namibia 纳米比亚 温得和克 非洲 NA
Nauru 瑙鲁 亚伦 大洋洲 NR
Nepal 尼泊尔 加德满都 亚洲 NP
Netherlands 荷兰 阿姆斯特丹 欧洲 NL
New Caledonia 新喀里多尼亚岛 努美阿 大洋洲 NC
New Zealand 新西兰 惠灵顿 大洋洲 NZ
Nicaragua 尼加拉瓜 马那瓜 北美洲 NI
Niger 尼日尔 尼亚美 非洲 NE
Nigeria 尼日利亚 阿布贾 非洲 NG
Niue 纽埃岛 阿洛菲 大洋洲 NU
Northern Mariana Islands 北马里亚纳群岛 塞班岛 大洋洲 MP
Norway 挪威 奥斯路 欧洲 NO
Oman 阿曼 马斯喀特 亚洲 OM
Pakistan 巴基斯坦 伊斯兰堡 南亚洲 PK
Palestine 巴勒斯坦 耶路撒冷 亚洲
Palau 帕劳 科罗尔 大洋洲
Panama 巴拿马 巴拿马城 北美洲 PA
Papua New Guinea 巴布亚新几内亚 莫尔兹比港 大洋洲 PG
Paraguay 巴拉圭 亚松森 南美洲 PY
Peru 秘鲁 利马 南美洲 PE
Philippines 菲律宾 马尼拉 亚洲 PH
Poland 波兰 华沙 欧洲 PL
Portugal 葡萄牙 里斯本 欧洲 PT
Puerto Rico 波多黎哥 圣胡安 北美洲 PR
Qatar 卡塔尔 多哈 亚洲 QA
Reunion 留尼汪岛 圣但尼 非洲 RE
Romania 罗马尼亚 布加勒斯特 欧洲 RO
Russia 俄罗斯 莫斯科 欧洲 RU
Rwanda 卢旺达 基加利 非洲 RW
Saint Helena 圣赫勒拿岛 非洲 SH
The Federation of Saint Kitts
and Nevis 圣基茨和尼维斯联邦 巴斯特尔 美洲
Saint Lucia 圣卢西亚 卡斯特里 美洲 LC
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines 圣文森特和格林纳丁斯 金斯敦 美洲
Samoa 萨摩亚群岛 阿皮亚 大洋洲 WS
San Marino 圣马力诺 圣马力诺 欧洲 SM
Sao Tome and Principe 圣多美岛和普林西比岛 圣多美 非洲 ST
Saudi Arabia 沙特阿拉伯 利雅得 亚洲 SA
Senegal 塞内加尔 达喀尔 西非洲 SN
Seychelles 塞舌尔 维多利亚 非洲 SC
Sierraleone 塞拉利昂 弗里敦 非洲 SL
Singapore 新加坡 新加坡 亚洲 SG
Slovakian 斯洛伐克 布拉提斯拉发 欧洲 SK
Slovenia 斯洛文尼亚 卢布尔雅那 欧洲 SI
Solomon Islands 所罗门群岛 霍尼亚拉 大洋洲 SB
Somalia 索马里 摩加迪沙 非洲 SO
South Africa 南非 比勒陀利亚 非洲 ZA
Spain 西班牙 马德里 欧洲 ES
Sri Lanka 斯里兰卡 科伦坡 亚洲 LK
Sudan 苏丹 喀土穆 非洲 SD
Surinam 苏里南 帕拉马里博 南美洲 SR
Svalbard 斯瓦尔巴特群岛 朗伊尔城 欧洲 SJ
Swaziland 斯威士兰 姆巴巴内 非洲 SZ
Sweden 瑞典 斯德哥尔摩 欧洲 SE
Switzerland 瑞士 伯尔尼 欧洲 CH
Syria 叙利亚 大马士革 亚洲 SY
Tajikstan 塔吉克斯坦 杜尚别 亚洲 TJ
Tanzania 坦桑尼亚 达累斯萨拉姆 非洲 TZ
Thailand 泰国 曼谷 亚洲 TH
Togo 多哥 洛美 非洲 TG
Tokelau Islands 托克劳群岛 \\ 大洋洲 TK
Tonga 汤加 努库阿洛法 大洋洲 TO
Trinidad and Tobago 特立尼达和多巴哥 西班牙港 北美洲 TT
Tunisia 突尼斯 突尼斯 非洲 TN
Turkey 土耳其 安卡拉 亚洲 \\
Turkmenistan 土库曼斯坦 阿什哈巴德 亚洲 TM
Tuvalu 图瓦卢 富纳富提 大洋洲 \\
Uganda 乌干达 坎帕拉 非洲 UG
Ukraine 乌克兰 基辅 欧洲 UA
United Arab Emirates 阿联酋 阿布扎比 亚洲 AE
United kingdom of Great Britain
and Northern Ireland 英国 伦敦 欧洲 UK
United States of America 美国 华盛顿 美洲 US
Uruguay 乌拉圭 蒙得维的亚 南美洲 UY
Uzbekistan 乌兹别克斯坦 塔什干 亚洲 UZ
Republic of Vanuatu 瓦努阿图 维拉港 大洋洲
Vatican City(Holy See) 梵蒂冈 梵蒂冈城 欧洲 VA
Venezuela 委内瑞拉 加拉加斯 南美洲 VE
Vietnam 越南 河内 亚洲 VN
British Virgin Islands 维京岛(英) 罗德城 美洲 VG
United States Virgin Islands 维京岛(美) 夏洛特·阿马里 美洲 VI
Wallis & Futuna 瓦利斯和富图纳群岛 马塔乌图 大洋洲 WF
West Sahara 西撒哈拉 阿尤恩 非洲 EH
Yemen 也门 萨那 亚洲 YE
Yugoslavia 南斯拉夫 贝尔格莱德 欧洲 YU
Zambia 赞比亚 卢萨卡 非洲 ZM/GM
Zimbabwe 津巴布韦 哈拉雷 非洲 ZW

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Do you tell yourself that you're a bad person because [something]? Do you tell other people that?

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May 28, 2014 11:33 AM | Posted by Anonymous: | Reply

This is so fucking awesome. Great read. Reminded me of a joke:

A guy is seeing a shrink because he thinks he is a kernel of corn.

Eventually there is a breakthrough and the patient leaves the doctor's office perfectly confident that he is, in fact, a man and not a corn kernel.

Ten minutes later, the patient comes rushing back into the doctor's office, terrified because he saw a hen outside and thought that the hen would surely eat him.

"But why were you afraid the hen would eat you," the doctor asks, "when you know perfectly well now that you are a man, and not a piece of corn?"

"Yes, of course I am aware that I am not a kernel of corn, but does the hen know that?"

This is everything this site is about.

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